Florida

Florida, Florida, the redneck riviera

Florida, Florida, there's no more pathetic place in America

Yes a man must make unpopular decisions, surely from time to time

And a man can only stand what a man can stand

It's a wobbly volatile line



Florida, Florida, the water table is fucked

Florida, Florida, there's no more perfect place to give it all up

A man must take his life in his own hands

Hit those nails on the head

And I respect a man who goes to where he wants to be

Even if he wants to be dead



Florida, Florida, its a tropical paradise

Florida, Florida, there's no more perfect place to retire from life