Society Sue

Anything we should know about your change?

We were strolling hand in hand

We were going to see the man

We were laughing at dapper Dan

We were happy as giant clams



But Calamity Jane ruined everything

With her body and brains

She lived up to her name

She was Calamity Jane



We were kissing beside the park

As the marquee sputtered and sparked

We were bumping our birthmarks

We were happy as lilting larks



But Society Sue, she had something to prove

And when she made her move

There was nothing to do

We just had to make room for

Society Sue