Meet Me At The Beach

Sand's too hot

Water's too cold

Guy's too young

Girl's too old



Surf's too bug and gnarly

(For me)



I go into the water

My body just gets numb

I stepped on a shark

Boy, that thing was dumb



Can someone tell me why that lifeguard's swimming out ?

(To me)



I bought a new wetsuit

Ring around the collar

Forgot that I was broke

Can I borrow a dollar?



Doesn't someone out there have some coin?

(For me)



Meet me at the beach

It's not hard to reach

Girls, guys

Tubes, boobs



Happening hot

Really, alright



Found a case of Lowi

Gee, what a score

Drank them all in seconds

Got any more?



Just how wasted can I get?

(Today)



My fries fell in the sand

My burger's not so nice

The Pepsi just spilled over

Opps, I dropped my ice



When will everything be just right?

(For me)



Meet me at the beach

It's not hard to reach

Frisbee, look out

Hey man, punch out



Six foot lefts

Ten foot rights

Parties, girls



Going to the beach

Let's find a place to park

There's a spot right there

Oops, too late, it's dark



Why does this always happen?

(To me)



Hey, it's gonna be a hot one today

85 in town, 95 in the Valley

I suggest you all pile in the old jalopies

And get on out to that beach



It's gonna be a cool

75 in the air, 70 in the water

And we got a swell from the west today at 3 to 5 feet

So grab your sticks and let's go surfing, ooh