Nettunian Elve Work Song

From A Tale of Two Santa's



Neptunian Elves

We are free and clearly sober

With so many toys to build

The machines are kind of tricky

Probably someone will be killed

But we gladly work for nothing



Fry

Which is good because we don't intend to pay



Neptunian Elves

The elves are back to work today

Hooray!

We have just a couple hours

To make several billion gifts

And the labor isn't easy



Leela

Then you'll all work triple shifts

You can make the job go quicker

If you turn up the controls to super speed



Neptunian Elves

It's back to work on Xmas eve

Hooray.



Leela

And though your cold and tired and ugly

Your pride will mask the pain



Fry

Let my happy smile warm your hearts



Neptunian Elf

Theres a toy lodged in my brain

We are getting awfully tired

And we can't work any faster

And we're very very sorry



Bender

Why you selfish little bastards!

Do you want the kids to think

That santas just a crummy empty handed jerk!

Then shut your yaps and back to work!

Now it's very nearly Xmas

And we done the best we could



Fry

These toy soldiers are poorly painted



Leela

And their made from inferior wood



Bender

I should give you all a beating

But i really have to fly



Robot Santa

If I weren't stuck here frozen

I'd harpoon you in the eye



Neptunian Elves

Now it's back into our tenements

To drown ourselves in rye



Leela

You did the best you could i guess

And some of these gorillas are OK



All

HOORAY! (we're adequate!)

The elves have rescued Xmas day

Hooray!