Birdman Kicked My Ass

Birdman caught me on his property

He saw me trespassing his real estate

He reached into his pocket for a pistol

He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind



Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass



Birdman beat me to a pulp

He gave me a yell-down war hell ride

He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate

He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road



Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass



At 10:00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate

I jumped over his fence after dark

I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane

Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol

Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson



Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass