Rubber Sled

[Can I help ya, son?]

Yeah, pops, I, I need something quick,

Something now



[Quick...]

to get out of here



[Quick and now.]

like a bike or, or a motorcycle or



[Bike, I haven't got any bikes,]

[haven't got any motorcycles.]

Well, something you gotta have in

[No.]

behind all this junk around, I



[Junk!]

[Let me tell ya something about junk, son.]

[See this shit around here,]

[you think it's shit?]



[I think you're shit.]

[Little turd dropper.]

[I'll show ya what I got here,]

[I got something faster]



[than a damn bicycle for ya,]

[I got this here...]

What the hell is that?

[It's a rubber sled!]



A rubber sled?

[Rubber sled, that's right.]

Is is fast?

[Is it fast? Shit.]



[That damn thing's faster]

[than a three peckered owl.]

[And you know what else?]

What?



[The best part?]

What's the best part?

[It's free! Ha ha ha-ha!]

[rubber sled!]



[That's right,]

[take your rubber sled]

[and ride on, ride on, my man...]

[rubber sled!]



[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

Thanks for the sled, pops.



[Hey, no problem, come back.]

I want to slide,

I want to take a ride

[I wonder what that kid's...]



[rubber sled!]

[... runnin' from?]

[What's he afraid of?]

On my rubber sled



[Pop?]

Did you hear what I said?

[rubber sled!]

I want my rubber sled



[rubber sled!]

I want my,

I want my,

I want my my my



[rubber sled!]

My my sled

[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]



[rubber sled!]

Rubber sled, yeah

That's what I said

That's what I...



[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

That's what I said

[rubber sled!]



[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]



[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

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[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

[Robert Sledge on the bass guitar!]



[aw shit!]

Aw shit!

[bass guitar!]

[rubber sled!]



[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]



[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

Ooh ooh ooh yeah,



Rubber sled, yeah

Ooh ooh ooh yeah,

[rubber sled!]

Rubber sled, yeah



Rubber sled, yeah

Rubber sled

[rubber sled!]

Ooh ooh ooh yeah,



Rubber sled, yeah

Rubber sled, yeah

Rubber sled, yeah

Ooh ooh ooh



[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

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[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]

Mmmm, sure has fast sled!