Mary Jane Holland

Lady of the 'Dam

Won't be a Slave to the Blonde

Or the Culture of the Popular

She won't, She won't!



Sing at you I'll

Fly under Radar tonight

Make deals with every Devil in Sight

I will, I will!



'Cuz I love love, Cuz I love love

You better than, You better than

My Darkest Sin

Russian hookers

And Cheap gin



I Think that I Could be Fine

If I Could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I Think we'd have a Good time

If you'd Meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight



Mary Jane Holland, whoo-hoo

Mary Jane Holland, (puff in, puff out!)



I Don't like to Boast

But our Truffles are the Most

Mad-magical in Amsterdam

She won't, She won't



So if you have Fear!

Apollo, sit on my lyre and

Play him like a Piano man

I will, I will!



'Cuz I love love, Cuz I love love

You better than, You better than

My Darkest Sin

Russian hookers

And Cheap gin



I Think that I Could be Fine

If I Could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I Think we'd have a Good time

If you'd Meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight



Mary Jane Holland, whoo-hoo

Mary Jane Holland, (puff in, puff out!)



I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a Mess

But it's Alright because

I am Rich as Piss

When I ignite the flame and Put you in my Mouth

The Grass eats up my Insides and

My Brunette starts to Sprout



Introducing, Ladies and Gentleman

Mary Jane Holland!



I Think that I Could be Fine

If I Could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I Think we'd have a Good time

If you'd Meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight



Mary Jane Holland, whoo-hoo

Mary Jane Holland, (puff in, puff out!)



Mary Jane Holland, whoo-hoo

Mary Jane Holland, whoo-hoo