Mega Bottle Ride

I took a tram into the fourth dimension



'Cos I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away



Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4 D way



And when I got there you know it had certain similarities



Like no smoking anywhere



And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the fare



4 D Tequila anyone



And don't think we didn't dance to records by the Fifth Dimension



In the disco sphere like Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan



And it was pretty goddamn hazardous



Out on the Illminster bypass, out on the Illminster bypass



Out on the Illminster bypass, out on the Illminster bypass



Aqua planing to the theme park



We took a ride called the Banchoff Klein, mega bottle ride



Well, how we spewed inside, back and forth



In time, mathematics and pride, inside



We've gone Balkan, we've gone Balkan anyway



It absolutely had to happen to someone today



Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere, throw it all away



Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway, you can get rid of the blues this way



Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today



It absolutely had to happen to at least someone today



Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere, throw it all away



Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway, you can get rid of the blues this way



Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today, throw it all away



And it's time to be doing something good