Why Don't We Get Drunk

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here

Your voice sounds so wonderful

But your face don't look so clear

So, Barmaid, bring me a pitcher, another round of brew

Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw



(Chorus)

Why don't we get drunk and screw

I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you

They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think it's true

So why don't we get drunk and screw



(instrumental)



(Repeat chorus)