Let's Talk About Me

I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea

People call me rich cause I got mo' money

I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos

Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's

I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh

I make the baker bake my bread out of dough

No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill

There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill



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He's Tex Richman

Everybody listen

Just how great it is to be him

(It's great to be me)

He's the greatest

You're the lamest!

Muppets are a waste of time

Oh, can't you see?



Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world

When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls

If something's for sale, consider it sold

I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold!

I even got a guy to gold plate my cat

I don't regret much, but I do regret that

If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same

Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again!



[Hook]

He's Tex Richman

Everybody listen

Just how great it is to be him

(It's great to be me)

He's the greatest

You're the lamest!

Muppets are a waste of time

Oh, can't you see?

(Oh, it's great to be me)



I recall a heartbreaking story

About my own tenth birthday party

Should've been a glorious day for me

I'd have been happy as can be

But the Muppets were there,

To put on a show!

They started to dance,

They were telling their jokes!

I didn't laugh,

I didn't know how!

Then my friends,

They all turned around,

And they laughed at me!

They laughed at me!

I hate you, Muppets so!



[Hook]

He's Tex Richman

Everybody listen

Just how great it is to be him

He's the greatest

He's the greatest

Muppets are a waste of time

Oh, can't you see?



Little muppets, time to give up your dream.