So Legit

You were the freak king of the piercing shop

All the girls thought they could sing, but they're really not

Shit

I don't get it



You're looking like a man, you're talking like a baby

How the fuck is your song in a Coke commercial, crazy?

I don't get it

Your taste, once exquisite



What happened to Brooklyn?

What happened to New York?

What happened to my scene?

What happened to punk rock (rock)?



You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe

How the fuck would you go switch it up and then replace me?

I don't get it

I'm so legit



Tell me, was it 'cause I wasn't platinum in jewels?

That perhaps you thought I was a little bit even uncool

Kid, was that it?



Stefani, you suck, I know you're selling twenty million

Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg

You're hurt

I know my words don't hurt, yeah



Oh, girl, I see you walking 'round in your pearls

Thinking that you're number one

You're so funny, 'cause honey, you're not



What happened to Brooklyn, the last frontier?

They said you could make it anywhere if you can make it here

But where?

No magic in the air



What happened to Brooklyn?

What happened to our scene, baby?

Have we all gone Gaga crazy?

Remember when the streets used to be dangerous and we were born bad

And we were born bad?



Punk rock, punk rock

The boys used to punch each other in the face

And girls were walking 'round wasted

And everyone had a good night, come back in sunlight

Punk rock, rock

Rock