Weird Beard

Mad Caddies · Consentual Selections [2010]

The night was dark

The seas were rough

The port lay straight ahead

The booze ran out

The men grew tired

And this is what they said

Captain if you cannot find a place to set her down

Then you'll be sleeping right along this vessel in the ground.



Well the jolly roger pulled through

And made it to the land

We disembarked

Went into town with vengence in our hand

The children cried

The women sighed

The men would turn their heads

So with a smile we chanted loud and this is what we said



Oooh Oooh

Raise 'em in the air

We'll knock you up

And slap you down

And never seem to care

Oooh Oooh

Another one for me

We're the filthy vermin

That'll set you people free



With nothing left for us to drink

The night was winding down

But still the girls kept swaggering

And still hanging around

Oh, mister can you tell me where I can find a man

The only thing that you'll find's the back side of me hand!



Oooh Oooh

Raise 'em in the air

We'll knock you up

And slap you down

And never seem to care

Oooh Oooh

Another one for me

We're the filthy vermin

That'll set you people free

We're the filthy vermin

That'll set you people free



Oooh Oooh

Raise 'em in the air

We'll knock you up

And slap you down

And never seem to care

Oooh Oooh

Another round for me

We're the filthy vermin

That'll set you people free

We're the filthy vermin

That'll set you people free