Brian Wallows

Lois:

Brian, your standards are ridiculously high.

You will never find a girl unless you're willing to make exceptions

and compromise so you can find your love.



Brian:

Lois, I don't think I have to compromise a thing.

I'd rather be alone than with someone who doesn't get me.

Oh and how long has the coffee been on the burner in the kitchen?

I could really use a cup about now.



Lois:

Oh it's not very fresh. You see I meant to make more

But I made the mistake of getting caught up watching Oprah

She had on James Garner



Brian:

James Garner, what's he plugging?



Lois:

I don't know; some crappy movie on TNT.