Paris For President

Paris For President!

At the palms chilling with the martini

Paris For President!

Your commander in bikini



Let me tell you bout my policies

To stop the player hating on the USA

Incentivise nuclear nonproliferation and ratify Kyoto today

You can ride in the motorcade in my Hybrid pink Escalade



Paris For President!

Not another oldie cliche

Paris For President!

You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay



If you're gonna put lipstick on a pig

Make sure that shade matches the skin-tone

You can trust me with my finger on the button (nucular)

Except vocabulary don't

Trading in the cabinet for a walk in closet

Hey! (Hey!)



Paris For President!

America should put me in charge

Paris For President!

Look at Bush it can't be that hard



Simon Cowell he might be a little mean

But when one of the judges kicks the bucket

I'll put him on the Court Supreme,

Then I'll paint the white house pink and move Camp David to Maui



Paris For President!

A proponent of clean energy

Paris For President!

The real maverick in DC



Waterboarding is torture and global warming is totally not hot

I'll make a department called the fashion police,

Boost the economy with all of the new jobs

Make over lady liberty in Donna, Tommy and Calvin Klein

Hey!



Paris For President!

Get your cute little butt out there and vote,

Paris For President!

To spend some beauty tips and hope



Paris For President...

Hey!

Paris For President...

Hey!