Act My Age

They say the way I act is immature

Well don't be mad at me because you're feeling insecure

The only golf I ever tried to play was miniature

And when you ask me sign your boobs I smiley face my signature

But my parents raised me right, they were sticklers

And we don't even fight, we're like oil and some vinegar



Getting a job is like a pregnant woman giving birth

You're trying to push me in the wrong direction and it fucking hurts

So most our friends already moved out of they mama's cribs

I'm still throwing parties at my house, like stifler

So if you go around and try to tell me how to live

I'mma take your girl and mortal kombat finish her



But when it's done and the party shuts down

And the cops try to lay my ass on the ground

One day we might tell our kids

But until that day let's live like this



My friends grew up, they never get drunk

They never wanna hang out late

They're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay bills

They're gonna get old and gray

I'll never do that, I wanna stay young

Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun

So if that's okay, I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age