Sic 'Em On A Chicken

Sic 'em on a chicken.

Sic 'em on a chicken.

Sic 'em on a chicken and watch them feathers fly



Sic 'em on a chicken.

Sic 'em on a chicken.

Sic 'em on a chicken.

Bring out the butter and the flour we're ready to fry.



My dog Pete is the smallest dog of all the dogs in my yard

He's a mean son' bitch

Drinks Beam and water from a broken mason jar



Sic 'em on a chicken.

Sic 'em on a chicken.

Sic 'em on a chicken and watch them feathers fly



Sic 'em on a chicken.

Sic 'em on a chicken.

Sic 'em on a chicken.

Bring out the butter and the flour we're ready to fry.



I heard this awful noise coming from the woods

I heard chicken screams

Know it ain't gonna be good



Well I think we lost the chicken

Think we lost the chicken

Think we lost the chicken because I just heard him cry



Think we lost the chicken

Think we lost the chicken

Think we lost the chicken but you can get another one for a dollar 79



Over a couple of years his spurs have grown

He wasn't safe to keep around the house

and he almost took an eyeball from Lonny's son

And I was in the kitchen making fig preserves

and I heard that youngin get kicked in the face

And I knew it was the day that rooster was going

to get what he deserved



So I chased the chicken

I chased the chicken

I chased the chicken and Pete hit 'em from the side



I chased the chicken

I chased the chicken

I chased the chicken and me and Pete suppered on a

home made chicken pot pie



Sic 'em on a chicken.

Sic 'em on a chicken.

Sic 'em on a chicken and watch them feathers fly



Sic 'em on a chicken

Get that chicken

I can smell the kitchen and it's almost supper time