Ken Kaniff

Ken: Let's call this motherfucker.



[dials operator]



Ken: Oh, fuck yeah... give him a piece of my mind... piece of my ass.



[operator comes on]



Operator: Thanks for waiting. Hello, may I help you?



Ken: Oh, thank you. I need to make a collect call.



Operator: What number?



Ken: Oh... the number's [censored]



Operator: At the tone, please say your name.



[Beep]



Ken: Kennith Keniff, from Connecticut.

[connecting] Automated piece of shit.



Eminem: Yo?



Ken: Hey there, cock boy.



Eminem: Who's this?



Ken: This is Ken Keniff.



Eminem: Who?



Ken: Ken Keniff from Connecticut, you lil' bitch.



Eminem: From Connecticut?



Ken: Yeah, you wanna...



Eminem: I don't know nobody in Connecticut.



Ken: You wanna get a hotel room with me?



Eminem: A hotel room?



Ken: Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, EMINEM?



Eminem: [laughs] Yo, who is this? Cage?



Ken: [laughing] You want me to fuckin' melt in your mouth

and not in your hand? Melt in your ass, ya lil' cock boy.



Eminem: [snickers] Yo, shut up, you lil' bitch.



Ken: Oh, you think I'm lying, huh?



Eminem: [laughing out loud]



Ken: Ugh.