Long Distance Call

You say you love me darlin'

Please, call me on the phone sometime

You say you love me darlin'

Please, call me on the phone sometime

When I hear your voice

You ease my worried mind



One of these days

I'm gonna show you how nice a man can be

One of these days

I'm gonna show you just how nice a man can be

I'm gonna buy you a brand, new Cadillac

If you only speak some good words about me



Hear my phone ringing

Sound like a long distance call

Hear my phone keep ringing

Sound like a long distance call

When I picked up my receiver

The party said "Another mule kickin' in your stall"