She Watch Channel Zero?!

The woman makes the men all pause



And if you got a woman, she might make you forget yours



There's a 5 letter word to describe her character



But her brains being washed by an actor



And every real man that tries to approach



Come the closer he comes, he gets dissed like a roach



I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel



Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?!



She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch



She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch



2, 7, 5, 4, 8 she watched, she said, all added up to zero



And nothing in her head, she turns and turns



And she hopes the soaps are for real



She learns is that it ain't true, nope



But she won't survive and rather die and lie



Falls a fool for some dude on a tube



I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel



Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?!



She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch



She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch



Trouble vision for a sister because I know she don't know



I quote her brains retrained by a 24 inch remote



Revolution, a solution for all our children



But all her children don't mean as much as the show



I mean watch her worship the screen



And fiend for a TV ad and it just makes me mad



I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel



Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?!



She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch



She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch