Sweet Transvestite

How do you do I,

See you've met my,

Faithful handyman



He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman



Don't get strung out, by the way I look

Don't judge a book by it's cover

I'm not much of a girl, by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover



I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Sensational, Transylvania



Let me show you around

play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy



Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie



Well you got caught with a flat, well how bout that

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night it'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic



I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Sensational, Transylvania



Why don't you stay for the night



Or maybe a bite



I could show you my favourite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my . . . tension



I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Sensational, Transylvania

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Sensational, Transylvania



So- come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici . . . pation



But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom