The Coalition To Ban Coalitions

This is a coalition to ban coalitions

I ain't a politician but I've got views

Some folks want to ban cars

Some want to get rid of Fender guitars



Why don't you do your thing

And we do our thing too?

Now they want to take my cigarettes

And all my good whiskey



And these damn coalitions

They're after you and me

They want to get rid of my forty fours

And all the R rated films



If they only knew how much

We'd all love to get rid of them

And this is a coalition to ban coalitions

The views of a musician, yeah, I've got some



Some folks want to ban cars

Some want to get rid of electric guitars

Why can't everybody else

Leave everybody else alone?



Now the latest thing they want

To stomp out is violence on TV

And the worst of all

Is that Oscar winning rabbit Bugs Bunny



Farewell, Foghorn Leghorn

So long Yosemite Sam

They're messing with our heroes

And we got to stop them now



And this is a coalition to ban coalitions