My Girl Don't Like My Cowboy Hat

My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she says that it's so yucky

My girl don't like my cowboy hat, but she don't know how lucky

She is to have a man like me to take her to the disco

When I walk in they say, "Hey Jim where's Hop-a-long and Sisco"



I guess she's never stop to think of all it's many uses

Although it's got a six inch brim it's very unobtrusive

If you get caught out in the rain you'd surely wish you had one

And if a pigeon passes by those whithout will be mad ones



My girl don't like my cowboy hat she says it looks so silly

My girl don't like my cowboy hat she always says, "Now really

Do you have to wear that thing when we go after dinner?"

I say, "My dear, some of bureaucrats are not exactly winners"



You can trick out of it, lay down on it, it reallly doesn't matter

You can carry smokes and money folks in a big ten gallon huddle

Well it's the greatest thing to hit the scene

in the last two hundred years

And if you have no hair up there it'll fit over your ears



Oh, my girl don't like my cowboy hat she says it looks so tacky

My girl don't like my cowboy hat I told her to get packing

I found someone who always wears a cowboy's hat too

Where the only time we take ours off is when we want to....kiss



My girl don't like my cowboy hat, she says that it's so yucky

My girl don't like my cowboy hat, but she don't know how lucky

She is to have a man like me to take her to the disco

When I walk in they say, "Hey Jim where's Hop-a-long and Sisco"