You're The Top

You're the top! You're the coliseum! You're the top! You're the Louvre Museum!

You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss,

You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet, you're Mickey Mouse.

You're the Nile, you're the Tower of Pisa, you're the smile on the Mona Lisa;

I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,

But if baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top!