Big Ten Inch Record

Got me the strangest woman

Believe me this chick's no cinch

But I really get her going

When I whip out my big ten inch



Record of a band that plays the blues

Well a band that plays its blues

She just love my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues



Last night I tried to tease her

I gave my love a little pinch

She said now stop that jivin'

Now whip out your big ten inch



Record of a band that plays the blues

Well a band that plays the blues

She just loves my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues



I, I, I cover her with kisses

And when we're in a lover's clinch

She gets all excited

When she begs for my big ten inch



Record of a band that plays the blues

Well a band that plays the blues

She just love my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues



My girl don't go for smokin'

And liquor just make her flinch

Seem she'll go for nothin'

'Cept for my big ten inch



Record of a band that plays the blues

Band that play the blues

She just love my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues