Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair

break a mirror, roll the dice

run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight

go into business with a grizzly bear

but just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

find a well known hard-man and start a fight

wear your shell suit on bonfire night



fit them a circular hole with a peg that's square

but just don't sit down cause i moved your chair



(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)

(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)



bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes

kung-fu fighting on your roller skates

do the macarena in the devil's lair

but just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair



(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)

(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)

(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)