Honk If You Honkytonk

George Strait



Well, I got a bumper sticker

On the back of my truck

There ain't another like it

'Cause I had it made up

I can tell who's behind me

They give themselves away

Lay on their horn when they read this phrase.



Chorus:

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But, if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk?



Well, me and Friday night go hand in hand

Ice cold beer and a kickin' band

A girl on my arm that won't let go

She caught my little sign about a mile ago.



Chorus:

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But, if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk?



--- Instrumental ---



Well, just the other day I was cruisin' through town

Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now

I rolled down my window, he said with a grin

"I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in."



Chorus:

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But, if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk?



Chorus:

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But, if you do

Don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk?



Honk if you honky tonk....