USA Today

Well, I heard that you've been wondering

How I'm getting along

I guess that you think I can't make it

With you gone.



I don't want you to worry

Don't lose you any sleep

But a man called long distance this morning

Said they're thinking about putting me.



On the cover of the USA Today

Story of heartbreaking pain

Picture of the loneliest man they claim

In the USA today.



Well, I don't sleep in the night time

Darkness reminds me of you

I lost a pound since last Tuesday

I couldn't stand to lose a few.



I don't believe I'm too bad

People say I look fine

The man from the paper seems happy

Says I'm bigger than the latest crime.



On the cover of the USA Today

Story of heartbreaking pain

Picture of the loneliest man they claim

In the USA today.



So if you're concerned and troubled

Think you're hurting me

Don't you worry 'cause this little thing called losing you

Has made a big man out of me.



I'm on the cover of the USA Today

Story of heartbreaking pain

Picture of the loneliest man they claim

In USA today...