If French Fries Were Fat Free

Well, I made a miss of my life

Each time I went left,

I should've gone right

And love's no exception to this rule

'Cause I turned around and I lost you

Now I'm feeling lonesome and blue

Just the way I'd expect to.



But there's something that I could use

To help me deal with this abuse

If French fries were fat free

And you still loved me.

If French fries were fat free

And you still loved me.



What a wonderful world this would be

If the whiskey really helped me

Forget your memory

I'd wear a smile endlessly

If French fries were fat free

And you still loved me.



You know the more I think about it

The more sense it makes

Cause grease and love both cause heartache

So I raise my glass and toast

These things I want the most.



Though I'll probably never see it

I can't help but believing

That if French fries were fat free

And you still loved me

What a wonderful world this would be

If the whiskey really helped me.



Forget your memory

I'd wear a smile endlessly

If French fries were fat free

And you still loved me

Oh, if French fries were fat free

And you still loved me...