Candyland

Ladies and gentlemen

Whores and sluts

Step right up, behind this curtain

Is where all your fantasies come to life

This is a place where you can escape

Welcome to Candyland!



Let me show you my game (watch! )

I put those shoes to shame (ooh! )

These rhymes that I write

Make you wanna f*ck all night

When we take off our clothes (ahh...)

She sucks me 'til it snows



I'll f*ck her face so hard

She is my wild card (sweet! )

My sticky lollipop

It's such a sweet gumdrop

I'm bout to explode

It feels too good to stop

Just taste my tootsie roll

You rub my icicle

I gotta get my fix

Please lick my pixie stick



Welcome to Candyland

I'll split your ass in two

So take me by my hand

Lick it up, slide it down

And satisfy my sweet tooth

Welcome to Candyland

You'll wanna f*ck me twice

I'll be your gingerbread man

First time naughty, and second time nice!



Candyland! Candyland!



Just close your eyes and dream

A fantasy so obscene

I'll take you by the hand

This is my Candyland

You are my sweet playground

Swallow, my love... 'til you drown

I'll be your back door man

Welcome to my Candyland



Welcome to Candyland

I'll split your ass in two

So take me by my hand

Lick it up, slide it down

And satisfy my sweet tooth

Welcome to Candyland

You'll wanna f*ck me twice

I'll be your gingerbread man

First time naughty, and second time nice!



You want my cock (mine! )

But it's mine

So take a number

And get in line (what! )

Whipped cream and astroglide

Take off my wrapper

And slip n' slide



Sticky like a lollie (*gasp*)

Blow me 'til I pop (*pop*)

You can sample all my flavors

At my Candyshop



Cumshots and gumdrops (ahh! )

Double fists and blow pops

Trick or treat

Squeeze my meat

Give me something sweet to eat



Slip n' slide on my face

You got that flavor, what a taste!

Lick it red hot (sssttttzzzz)

Like a candy cane (mmm...)

You'd think I was a zombie

By the way I give you brain (mmm! )



Welcome to Candyland

I'll split your ass in two

So take me by my hand

Lick it up, slide it down

And satisfy my sweet tooth

Welcome to Candyland

You'll wanna f*ck me twice

I'll be your gingerbread man

First time naughty, and second time nice! (mmm!)