The Pants

You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders

She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please



You wear the pants

Buddy good for you

I'm so impressed

Yeah, whoopty-doo

You need to know

That ain't how it works

It's not who wears the pants,

It's who wears the skirt



In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties

Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills

With your big old legs, I bet you can't get in 'em

With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will



But you wear the pants

Buddy good for you

I'm so impressed

Yeah, whoopty-doo

You need to know

That ain't how it works

It's not who wears the pants,

It's who wears the skirt



A big old boy like you can probably bench 350

A little thing like her can barely lift the bar

Just wait 'til that woman has a headache

And she sits there with her legs crossed

Well, we'll see how strong you are



You wear the pants

Well, good for you

I'm so impressed

Yeah, whoopty-doo

You need to know

That ain't how it works

It's not who wears the pants,

It's who wears the skirt



You wear the pants,

She'll wear the skirt