Celebrity

(Brad Paisley)



Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well, no.

These days you don't really need it, thanks to reality shows.

Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad.

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab.



Chorus:

'Cause when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

You' can act just like fool

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV.

I can throw major fits

When my latte isn't just how I like it

They say I've gone insane,

I'll blame it on the fame,

And the pressures that goes with

Being a celebrity.



I get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way.

I'll get community service no matter which law I break.

I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up!



Chorus:

'Cause when you're a celebrity,

It's adios reality.

No matter what you do,

People think you're cool,

Just 'cause you're on TV.

I can fall in and out of love,

Have marriages that barely last a month.

When they go down the drain

I'll blame it on the fame

And say it's just so tough.

Being a celebrity.



So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west

To the land of fun in the sun

We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires

Hey, Hey, Hollywood, here we come!



Chorus:

Yeah, When you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do,

People think you're cool,

Just cause you're on TV.

Being a celebrity.



Yeahm celebrity!



Uh huh.



Ugh? Where's my coffee?...