Don't Drink The Water

Empty house, Empty Rooms, Empty bottle of Petron

I need to go out but not around here

There ain't nowhere we haven't gone

There's this travel agent that I know who says Cozumel is real nice

And so he got me a deal on a flight and a room

and a little bit of free advice



Don't drink the water

I told him that's ok

I ain't going down

To Mexico to drink the water anyway



Blake ain't you been there yeah

(Blake) I've been there a time or two

They got some sweet Senoritas

That are more than glad to meet you

But I'm tellin you boy that whatever you do



Don't drink the water

Ok ok

I ain't going down

To Mexico to drink the water anyway



Corona or Tecate or my old friend Jose

I ain't going down

To Mexico to drink the water anyway



On this trip anything I sip better have a kick and a burn

Strong enough to get you off my mind

Little by little and a little grub of worm



Don't drink the water

That's what they say

I ain't going down

To Mexico to drink the water anyway



No one I know goes to Mexico

To drink the water anyway