God Shuffled His Feet

After seven days

He was quite tired, so God said:

"Let there be a day

Just for picnics, with wine and bread."

He gathered up some people He had made

Created blankets and laid back in the shade.



The people sipped their wine

And what with God there, they asked Him questions

Like: "Do you have to eat

Or get your hair cut in heaven?

And if your eye got poked out in this life,

Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?"



God shuffled His feet and glanced around, at them.

The people cleared their throats, and stared right back, at Him.



So He said: "Once there was a boy

Who woke up with blue hair.

To him it was a joy

Until he ran out into the warm air...

He thought of how his friends would come to see

And would they laugh or had he got some strange disease?"



God shuffled His feet and glanced around at them

The people cleared their throats, and stared right back, at Him



The people sat waiting

Out on their blankets in the Garden

But God said nothing

So someone asked Him, "I beg your pardon:

I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke....

Was that a parable or a very subtle joke?"



God shuffled His feet, and glanced around, at them

The people cleared their throats, and stared right back, at Him.