Citizen C.I.A.

.... Calling all Americans of above-average intelligence...

College graduates, apply today...



Come decimate dictatorships and overthrow regimes

In exotic far-off places the vacation of your dreams

You'll assemble puppet governments and play the hand of God

We're an equal-opportunity crime fighting squad



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Citizen C.I.A.

Citizen C.I.A.



Now I've trained an army for my kids to fight one day

We'll teach them all of our secrets and then we'll walk away

We're knee-deep in guerillas, yeah the party never stops

United States of America undercover cop



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Five weeks paid vacation and a 401K



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You said I'd be working with Sidney

Man that sucks!