Gaston (Reprise)

Maurice: Help, someone help me! Please!

Lefou: Maurice?

Maurice: Please, please, I need your help.

He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon.

Lefou: Who?

Maurice: Belle! We must go, not a minute to lose.

Gaston: Whoah, slow down Maurice. Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?

Maurice: A beast! A horrible monstrous beast!



*laughter*



Man1: Is it a big beast, you?

Man2: With a long ugly snout?

Maurice: Hideously ugly.

Man3: And sharp cruel fangs?

Maurice: Yes, yes! Will you help me?

Gaston: Alright old man. We'll help you out.

Maurice: You will? Oh thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!



Man1: Crazy old Maurice...he's always good for a laugh.



Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?

Crazy old Maurice...

*singing* LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking



Lefou: A dangerous pastime



Gaston: I know.

But that whacky old coot is Belle's father

And his sanity's only "so-so"

Now the wheels in my head have been turning

Since I looked at that loony, old man

See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle

And right now I'm evolving a plan



Gaston:

If I . . . (whisper)



LeFou:

Yes?



Gaston:

Then we . . . (whisper)



LeFou:

No! Would she . . .



Gaston:

(whisper) Guess!



LeFou:

Now I get it!



Both:

Let's go!

No one plots like Gaston



Gaston:

Takes cheap shots like Gaston



LeFou:

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston



Chorus:

So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating

My, what a guy

Gaston!