Junkyard Society Rag

Buster

In junkyard society

We're repelled by all propriety

Humility and modesty

Good manners and sobriety



We always gulp our meat

Our coats are never neat

Alas, we lack all poise

We're full of natural noise

No pets you stroke and pat

You might as well be a cat

In junkyard society



All

Society



Buster

We are the mutual un-elite

An underclass from our head to feet

Our deeds are spiteful

our mischief pure

We got a natural disorder

for which there's no cure



Down to the junkyard

Straight to the junkyard

Step to the junkyard

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Francois

That's where you're nobody's perfumed pet



Sparky

Where you can wet

where you want to wet



Ruby

Where you put charity on the shelf



Buster

The only one that you'll look out for

is you, yourself



All

Down in the junkyard

Check out the junkyard

Doin' the junkyard

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Sparky

No distemper shots from the vet



Ruby

Show your temper



Sparky

Mean as you can get



All

Down at the year where we live and let



Francois

Chaos and trouble



All

Oh, we do it double



Buster

None of this play-it-safe house dog stuff

Our days are risky

Our nights are "ruff"

The peaceful life leaves us ill at ease

We're crude and loud in a crowd

And very proud of our fleas



All

Down at the junkyard

Check out the junkyard

Step to the junkyard

Straight to the junkyard

Doin' the junkyard

society rag