The Elegant Captain Hook

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

So, Try the life of a thief

Just sample the life of a crook

There isn't a boy

Who won't enjoy

A-workin' for Captain Hook

The World's Most Famous Crook



Crook, Crook, Crickety-Crockity-

Crickety-Crook

The Crock is after Captain-



As a special offer for today,

I'll tell you what I'll do.

All those who sign without delay!

Will get a free tatoo.

Why, it's like money in the bank

C'mon, join up, and I'll be frank:

Unless you do, you'll walk the plank!



The choice is up to you

The choice is up to you.



Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

You'll love the life of a thief

You'll relish the life of a crook

There's barrelss of fun enough for ev'ryone!

And you'll get treasures by the ton



So come and sign the book

Join up with Captain Hook!