You're The Top

You're the top, you're the Colosseum

You're the top, you're the Louvre Museum

You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss

You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet

You're Mickey Mouse



You're the Nile, you're the Tower of Pisa

You're the smile on the Mona Lisa

I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop

But if baby I'm the bottom

You're the top



You're the top, you're Mahatma Gandhi

You're the top, you're Napoleon brandy

You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain

You're the National Gallery, you're Crosby's salary

You're cellophane



You're sublime, you're a turkey dinner

You're the time of the derby winner

I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop

But if baby I'm the bottom

You're the top