You Couldn't Be Cuter

You couldn't be cuter

Plus that

You couldn't be smarter

Plus that

Intelligent face

You have a disgraceful charm for me



You couldn't be keener

You look so fresh from the cleaner

You are the little grand slam

I'll take to my family



My ma will show you an album

Of me that'll bore you to tears

And you'll attract all the relatives

We have dodged for years and years



And what will they tell me?

Exactly, what will they tell me?

Let's say you couldn't be nicer

Couldn't be sweeter, couldn't be better

Couldn't be smoother

Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are



My ma will show you an album

Of me that'll bore you to tears

And you'll attract all the relatives

We have dodged for years and years



And what will they tell me?

I know just what they will tell me

They'll say you couldn't be nicer

Couldn't be sweeter, couldn't be better

Couldn't be smoother

Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are