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Artist/Band: The Lonely Island
Lyrics for Song: After Party
Lyrics for Album: Turtleneck & Chain [2011]



[ANDY SAMBERG]

After the club is the after party

After the party is the hotel lobby

After that, you know it's diamond Cris

And after that, I say, 'Excuse me, miss'



And after that, we goin' back to the room

And after that, she's gonna leave real soon

And after that, I crack one more beer

And after that, I just stare in the mirror



And after that, I start freakin' out

What the hell am I doing with my life'

Call up my mom and get my cry on

I order room service, get my apple pie on



And after that, I just walk the streets

A homeless dude throws up on my feet

And I see just how pointless life is

Full on existential crisis

Tear off my clothes and scream at the sky

Fall to my knees and ask God, 'why''



[SANTIGOLD]

This nightlife is killing me

I think I'm losing my mind

I yearn to fly, yet I sink

Stalling tears is my dream



[ANDY SAMBERG]

After that, I drive into the hills

And trade my car for a bottle of pills

And after that, I'm on a vision quest

Put my mind, body, and spirit to the test



And after that, I meet my totem spirit

It's a rattlesnake, so I have to kill it

Then I drink all his blood and steal his powers

Slither around in the dirt for hours



And after that I start jerking off

Up on a mountain, jerking off

Down by the river, jerking off

And that's when I have my epiphany

You can't spend your whole life jerking off

And after that, I'm going back to the city



[SANTIGOLD]

This nightlife is killing me

No more jerking off

Fate only knows what's in store

Stalling tears for me, no more



[ANDY SAMBERG]

And after that, I clean up my life

Join AA to make it right

And after that, I get my thirty day chip

And after that, I go celibate.



And after that, I'm a whole new man

Brew complimentary in my hybrid van

I give my life to meditation

Then sleep with a whore at a Greyhound station



And after that, I have a full relapse

Then lose my hand in a game of craps

And after that, everyone calls me Claw

And after that, I work for Tim McGraw (Hey! )



And after that, I pass out in a sewer

Meet a giant fish, fuck his brains out

And after, that I'm filled with shame

No one but myself to blame

Nothing in my heart but pain

And next week we're gonna do it again!



[SANTIGOLD]

This nightlife carves hooks in me

I'm back to jerking off

I tried but could not break free

Stalling tears return to me



Started in the club

Then he moved to the Hills

Really freaked out and drank snake blood

Got himself clean

Now back in the club

And that's what happened in this song



But it's stalling tears

This playboy life's too much for me



[ANDY SAMBERG]

After the club is the after party

After the party is the hotel lobby

Stuck in a cycle I just can't win

And after that, it all happens again


Album Lyrics: Turtleneck & Chain [2011]


The Lonely Island
"Turtleneck & Chain [2011]"


1. We're Back!
2. Mama
3. I Just Had Sex
4. Jack Sparrow
5. Attracted To Us
6. Rocky
7. My Mic - Interlude
8. Turtleneck & Chain
9. Shy Ronnie 2 - Ronnie & Clyde
10. Trouble On Dookie Island
12. Motherlover
13. The Creep
14. Watch Me Do Me - Classy Skit #2
15. Threw It On The Ground
16. Japan
17. After Party
18. No Homo
19. Shy Ronnie 2 - Ronnie & Clyde (feat. Rihanna)