Artist/Band:
Bloodhound Gang
Lyrics for Song: The Bad Touch
Lyrics for Album: Hooray For Boobies
Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
but there are several other
very important differences
between human beings and animals
that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
sweat baby, sweat baby
sex is a Texas drought
me and you do the kind of stuff
that only prince would sing about
so put your hands down my pants
and I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Elbert
and you're getting two thumbs up
you've had enough of two-hand touch
you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
coming quickerthan Fred Ex
never reach an apex
just like coca-cola stock
you are inclined to make me rise an hour early
just like daylight savings time
do it now
Chorus:
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
do it again nowy
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
gettin' horny now
Love the kind, you clean up
with a mop and bucket
like the lost catacombs of Egypt
only god knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
but I got this notion
that the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
so if I capsize on your thights
high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
with an outomatic drip
so show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
you'll Lovett just like Lyle
and then we'll do it doggy style
so we both can watch "X-Files"
Chorus (3x)
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