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Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: Party In The CIA 
Lyrics for Album: Alpocalypse [2011]
  
               
  3588>I moved out to Langley recently
  with a plain and simple dream
  want to infiltrate some third world place
  and topple their regime
  those men in black with their matching suitcases
  where everything's on a need to know basis
  agents got that swagger
  everyone's so cloak and dagger
  I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing
  for an undercover mission
  that's when the red alert came on the radio
  and I put my ear piece on
  got my dark sunglasses on
  and I had my weapon drawn
 
 
  so I got my handcuffs
  my cyanide pills
  my classified dossier
  tapping the phones like yeah
  shredding the files like yeah
  I memorized all the enemy spies I gotta neutralize today
  yeah it's a party in the CIA
 
 
  I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost got me dismissed
  like terminate some head of state that wasn't even on my list
  burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?
  I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you
  you need a quickie confession?
  will start a water boarding session
 
 
  no hurry on that South American dictator
  I'll assassinate him later
  that's when he walked in my laser sights
  and my silencer was on
  and my silencer was on
  and another target's gone
  yeah we got our black ops all over the world
  from Kazakhstan to Bombay
  paying the bribes like yeah
  plugging the leaks like yeah
  interrogating the scum of the earth
  we'll break 'em by the break of day
  yeah it's a party in the CIA
  yeah it's a party in the CIA
 
 
  need a country to stabilize
  look no further we're your guys
  we've got snazzy suits and ties
  and a better dental plan than the FBI's
 
 
  better put your hands up and get in the van
  we're also getting blown away
  staging a coup like yeah
  brainwashing moles like yeah
  we only torture the folks we don't like
  you're probably gonna be OK
  yeah it's a party in the CIA
  yeah it's a party in the CIA
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