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Artist/Band: Weird Al Yankovic
Lyrics for Song: Callin In Sick
Lyrics for Album: Bad Hair Day [1996]



Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time

Just dont feel like goin to work

I think I'll call my boss then I'm

Gonna hack and cough and wheeze

Swear I got some strange disease

Whats that little twerp gunna say?

hay hay hay



Im callin in sick today

Callin in sick today



I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp

I could spend all day in my underwear watchin Earnest Goes To Camp

I could sit and count my hair

I could burn my tupperware

Im not busy now anyway hay hay hay



REFRAIN:

Im callin in sick today

Callin in sick today

Aint goint to work no way

Callin in sick today



I can do anything I want to

I am invincible now

Im on fire baby

Im alive Im alive can you hear me world

Im alive!



Maybe I'll spend all day lookin at the sun and tryin not to squint

Maybe I'll make a huge coloured tapestry from my bellybutton lint

When Im sick of takin abuse

I just make up some lame excuse

Freedoms just 7 digits away



REFRAIN


Album Lyrics: Bad Hair Day [1996]


Weird Al Yankovic
"Bad Hair Day [1996]"


1. Callin In Sick
2. Alternative Polka
3. I'm So Sick Of You
4. Syndicated Inc.
5. I Remember Larry