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Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: Callin In Sick 
Lyrics for Album: Bad Hair Day [1996]
  
               
  39354>Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
  Just dont feel like goin to work
  I think I'll call my boss then I'm
  Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
  Swear I got some strange disease
  Whats that little twerp gunna say?
  hay hay hay
 
 
  Im callin in sick today
  Callin in sick today
 
 
  I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
  I could spend all day in my underwear watchin Earnest Goes To Camp
  I could sit and count my hair
  I could burn my tupperware
  Im not busy now anyway hay hay hay
 
 
  REFRAIN:
  Im callin in sick today
  Callin in sick today
  Aint goint to work no way
  Callin in sick today
 
 
  I can do anything I want to
  I am invincible now
  Im on fire baby
  Im alive Im alive can you hear me world
  Im alive!
 
 
  Maybe I'll spend all day lookin at the sun and tryin not to squint
  Maybe I'll make a huge coloured tapestry from my bellybutton lint
  When Im sick of takin abuse
  I just make up some lame excuse
  Freedoms just 7 digits away
 
 
  REFRAIN
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