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Artist/Band: Weird Al Yankovic
Lyrics for Song: The Plumbing Song
Lyrics for Album: Off The Deep End [1992]



Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash

Twenty four hours a day

Seven days a week



Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand

But plumbing's one thing I don't understand

It's true (Haven't got a clue)

B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem

When I flush the john, then your shower goes on

(Baby) Now watcha gonna do?

If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke

Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench

(Baby) He'll be there for you



Shower's backing up (up, up)?

Water won't go down (down, down)?

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Don't forget my plumber

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Sink's been stopped up all summer

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Better call the plumber

He'll know what to do



Pipes been blowing up

Pipes been breaking down

And the carpet's soaked... right through

Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba

Ba-ba ba ba ba, kitchen's flooded, too

Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba

Ba-ba ba ba ba, girl, you know it's true



B-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my lawer

If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay

(Baby) He can be here by 2:00

So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash

Makin' service calls in his overalls

(Baby) He'll do his best for you



Sewer's backing up (up, up)?

Got you feelin' down (down, down)?

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Don't forget my plumber

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Leaky pipes are a bummer

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Time to call the plumber

Maybe call a few



Got a problem with plumbing?

Gotta blame it on something

Blame it on the drain it was cloggin', cloggin'

Blame it on the faucet that drips all night

If hairballs, grease and goo

Won't let the water through

Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah



When I flush the john, now when I flush the john

It turns your shower on

(Roto-Rooter 6-5000)

Ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Better call my plumber

He'll know what to do



Call now, we're in the yellow pages


Album Lyrics: Off The Deep End [1992]


Weird Al Yankovic
"Off The Deep End [1992]"


1. I Was Only Kidding
2. Airline Amy
3. The Plumbing Song