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Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: Germs 
Lyrics for Album: Running With Scissors [1999]
  
               
  19994>Sometimes I really want to be alone
  But that's one state I'm never in
  Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
  Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin
 
 
  (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
  (Germs) But they just come right back again
  (Germs) I can't even see 'em
  But I know they're up to something
  Hey-don't touch that-you don't know where it's been!
 
 
  (chorus)
  They're all over me
  They're inside of me
  Can't get 'em off of me
  I'm covered with...(microscopic bacteria)
  What do they want from me
  What'll they do to me?
  There's no escape for me
  I'm crawling with...(microscopic bacteria)
 
 
  Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
  That's when they start they're sneak attack
  In the morning I wake up in utter horror
  To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque
 
 
  (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
  (Germs) And there's more coming every day
  (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
  I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away
 
 
  (chorus again)
 
 
  They're creepin' around my shorts
  They're under the bathroom sink
  They're ridin' inside my car
  They're swimmin' in every drink
  They're hidin' between my toes
  They're lurkin' in every kiss
  I got 'em way up my nose
  In every orifice
  I'm gonna show them who's boss
  I'm gonna get even yet
  Just gimme some Lysol spray
  Just hand me a moist towelette
  Don't tell me I'm paranoid
  I know that they're after me
  Look under the microscope
  See?
 
 
  (chorus again)
 
 
  They're all over me
  I can feel 'em all over me
  Over every part of me
  (Microscopic bacteria)
  I know they're watching me
  They're always watching me
  They're coming after me
  (Microscopic bacteria)
  Won't somebody help me
  Please somebody help me
  You've got to believe me
  They're out to get me
  They wanna control me
  They wanna destroy me
  They're tryin' to kill me
  It kind of upsets me
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| Album Lyrics: Running With Scissors [1999] | 
 
   Weird Al Yankovic 
"Running With Scissors [1999]"
 
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