| Artist/Band: 
Liz Phair Lyrics for Song: California
 Lyrics for Album: Funstyle [2010]
 
 
 
 21544>Okay, this guy walks into a bar
 
 No, I'm just, I'm just fucking with you, I'm kidding
 
 No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
 
 And they're standing on top of a hill
 
 
 
 And I tried to tell you before
 
 That that's why I left California
 
 
 
 So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
 
 And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows
 
 Whole fucking pasture
 
 And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes,
 
 'I got this really good idea.'
 
 And they old bull's like, 'Yeah?'
 
 
 
 And I tried to tell you before
 
 That that's why I left California
 
 
 
 'Yeah,' he's like, 'yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea.
 
 Let's run down that hill and fuck one of those cows.'
 
 And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him
 
 He's like, 'Look, I got a better idea.'
 
 And the young bull's like, 'Oh yeah, what's your fucking brilliant idea?'
 
 And the old bull goes...
 
 
 
 And I tried to tell you before
 
 That that's why I left California
 
 
 
 And the old bull goes, 'Let's walk down that hill and fuck all of those cows, dig?'
 
 You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno
 
 
 
 And I tried to tell you before
 
 That that's why I left California
 
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