Artist/Band: 
Morrissey 
Lyrics for Song: King Leer 
Lyrics for Album: Kill Uncle [1991]
  
               
  25718>Your boyfriend, he
  Went down on one knee
  Well, could it be
  He's only got one knee ?
  I tried to surprise you
  With Vodka
  Or Tizer
  I can't quite quite remember
  But you didn't thank me
  You didn't even thank me
  Because you never do
  Your boyfriend, he
  Has the gift of the gab
  Or, could it be
  The gift of the grab ?
  I tried to surprise you
  I lay down beside you
  And ... nothing much happened
  And you didn't phone me
  You didn't even phone me
  Because it's not your style
  To dial
  Your boyfriend, he
  Has displayed to me
  More than just a
  Real hint of cruelty
  I tried to surprise you
  I crept up behind you
  With a homeless chihuahua
  You "coo"-ed for an hour
  You handed him back and said :
  "You'll never guess - I'm bored now"
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