Artist/Band: 
Marty Robbins 
Lyrics for Song: Mister Shorty 
Lyrics for Album: Under Western Skies [1996]
  
               
  7242>Nobody knew where he came from
  They only knew he came in
  Slowly he walked to the end of the bar
  And he ordered up one slug of gin
 
 
  Well I could see that he wasn't a large man
  I could tell that he wasn't too tall
  I judged him to be 'bout 5 foot 3
  And his voice was a soft Texas drawl
 
 
  Said he was needin' some wages
  'Fore he could ride for the West
  Said he could do most all kind of work
  Said he could ride with the best
 
 
  There in his blue eyes was sadness
  That comes from the need of a friend
  And though he tried he still couldn't hide
  The loneliness there deep within
 
 
  Said he would work through the Winter
  For 30 a month and his board
  I started to say where he might land a job
  When a fella came in through the door
 
 
  And I could tell he was lookin' for trouble
  By the way that he came stompin' in
  He told me to leave Shorty there by himself
  Come down and wait on a man
 
 
  The eyes of the little man narrowed
  The smile disappeared from his face
  Gone was the friendliness that I had seen
  And a wild look of hate took its place
 
 
  But the big one continued to mock him
  And he told me that I'd better go
  Find him a couple of glasses of milk
  Then maybe Shorty would grow
 
 
  When the little man spoke there was stillness
  He made sure that everyone heard
  Slowly he stepped away from the bar
  And I still remember these words
 
 
  "Oh it's plain that you're lookin' for trouble.
  Trouble's what I try to shun.
  If that's what you want, then that's what you'll get,
  'Cause Cowboy, we're both packin' guns."
 
 
  His hand was already positioned
  His feet wide apart on the floor
  I hadn't noticed but there on his hip
  Was a short-barreled bad .44
 
 
  It was plain he was ready and waitin'
  He leaned a bit forward and said
  "When you call me Shorty, say 'Mister', my friend.
  Maybe you'd rather be dead."
 
 
  In the room was a terrible silence
  As the big one stepped out on the floor
  All drinkin' stopped and the tick of the clock
  Said death would wait ten seconds more
 
 
  He cursed once or twice in a whisper
  And he said with a snarl on his lips
  "Nobody's 'Mister' to me, little man."
  And he grabbed for the gun on his hip
 
 
  But the little man's hand was like lightenin'
  The bad .44 was the same
  The .44 spoke and he sent lead and smoke
  17 inches of flame
 
 
  For the big one had never cleared leather
  Beaten before he could start
  A little round hole had appeared on his shirt
  The bullet went clear through his heart
 
 
  The little man stood there a moment
  Then holstered the bad .44
  "It's always this way, so I never stay."
  Slowly he walked out the door
 
 
  Nobody knew where he came from
  They won't forget he came by
  They won't forget how a .44 gun
  One night made the difference in size
 
 
  As for me I'll remember the sadness
  Shown in the eyes of the man
  If we meet someday, you can bet I will say that
  "It's me, Mister Shorty, your friend."
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