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Artist/Band: Frank Zappa
Lyrics for Song: 200 Years Old
Lyrics for Album: Understanding America [2012]



I was sittin' in a breakfast room in Allentown, Pennsylvania,

six o'clock in the morning, got up to early, it was a terrible mistake...

sittin' there face-to-face with a 75 cent glass of orange juice about as

big as my finger and a bowl of horribly foreshortened cornflakes,

and I said to myself: "This is the life!"...



She's 200 years old,

so mean, she couldn't grow no lips

Boy, she'd be in trouble if she tried to grow a mustache



She's two hundred years old

Squattin' down & pockin' up

In front of the juke box

just like she had True Religion.. BOY!



She's two hundred years old

Hoy!, hoy!, in 200 years,

half of this, none of that,

one.. fifty.. oh squattin',

Yeah-ah, ain't she got

Oohhh, she got religion now, boy.



Oohhhh,

Oohhhh, she's just mean,

she just, she just can't grow no lips.

Squat.. down, so mean she can't grow no lips.

200 years old, so mean she can't grow no lips.


Album Lyrics: Understanding America [2012]


Frank Zappa
"Understanding America [2012]"


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2. Disco Boy
3. 200 Years Old
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5. Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
6. Road ladies
7. Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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9. You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
10. Trouble Every Day
11. We're turning again
12. I don't even care
13. Find Her Finer
14. Camarillo Brillo
15. Dumb All Over
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20. I'm The Slime
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