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Artist/Band: Frank Zappa
Lyrics for Song: Rhymin' Man
Lyrics for Album: Broadway The Hardway [1988]



Rhymin' Man,

Tall and tan,

Rhyme or reason,

Play your hand --

Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that

Oh, you naughty Democrat!



They say when Doctor King got shot,

Jesse hatched an evil plot,

Dipped his hands in the Doctor's blood,

'N rubbed his shirt like playin' with mud

Looked around for all the press

'N said: "Check me out, my name is Jess!

I'll be known from towns 'n farms --

Doctor King died in my arms!"



Rhymin' Man,

Tall and tan,

Rhyme or reason,

Play your hand --

Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that

Oh, you naughty Democrat!



A few years later, legend says,

Rhymin' man made a run for Prez

Farrakhan made him a clown,

Over there near Hymie-Town

Said he was a diplomat --

Hobbin' an-a-knobbin' with Arafat

Castro was simpatico,

But the U.S. voters, they said: "No!"



Rhymin' Man,

Tall and tan,

Rhyme or reason,

Play your hand --

Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that

Oh, you naughty Democrat!



Okay, here we go again!

Rhymin' Man says he's your friend

Any fool can make a rhyme --

Cowboys do it all the time

People say: "Now he's mature!"

Cowboys rhyme that with horse manure



Horse manure!

That's for sure!

You been cheatin' --



We kept score!

Are you "this"?

Or are you "that"?

Oh, you naughty

Democrat!


Album Lyrics: Broadway The Hardway [1988]


Frank Zappa
"Broadway The Hardway [1988]"


1. Elvis has just left the building
2. Planet Of The Baritone Women
3. Any kind of pain
4. Dickie's Such An Asshole
5. When The Lie's So Big
6. Rhymin' Man
7. The Untouchables
8. Why don't you like me?
9. Bacon fat
10. Murder By Numbers
11. Jezebel Boy
12. Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
13. What kind of girl?